livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: megatogepi, via justyouraverageideal)

  • interviewer: so your co-worker chris colfer is -
  • darren: oh my god chris is amazing i'm ecstatic that all of his projects this year have been so successful i mean he's written four books, is writing a fifth and has written and starred in his own movie not to mention playing one of the most iconic roles on television today all in the last four years, also he's won a golden globe and is a bestselling author and he's handled all this with such a stunning elegance and managed to remain so modest and i have so much respect for him for that because it's so difficult to remain grounded and be as successful as he is but honestly i'm not even surprised as he's the most inspirational, amazing person i've ever had the pleasure of knowing
  • interviewer: so you have a girlfriend
  • darren: yeah she's hot
  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

rapunzelie:

a dude bein into feminism and consent and being respectful and a decent person aren’t charming lil perks to be giddy about

like those are simply requirements do not get wet over their ability to be decent

don’t even accept anything else like that’s the minimum requirement and work your way up from there otherwise you’re just working w/ garbage

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dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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