fronttbutts:

Butt dial and booty call are basically the same words but they mean very different things.

(via thecuriosityofchance)

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

(via idreamofglee)

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

(via thecuriosityofchance)

[SINGING SHOWTUNES INVOLVING THE WHOLE CAST]

mrmonroespeaking:

{QUICKLY SWITCHES VOICES BETWEEN CHARACTERS}

{CATCHES BREATH REALLY FAST}

{SCREECHES LAST NOTE}

nailed it.

(via klainetheiceprinces)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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