penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(Source: kimyefanclub, via i-watch-all-the-shows)

  • tv on july 31st: haha summer
  • tv on august 1: BACK TO SCHOOL, TIME TO START SHOPPING, STICK UR BINDERS AND ERASERS UP UR ASS CAUSE ITS TIME TO BACK TO SCHOOL SHOP

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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